Saturday, January 16, 2010


Junior Gotti, having served nine years in prison on charges that he ordered hits on several people, is now released and ready to put his talents into writing crime stories.

And who would be better qualified than the son of notorious Gambino crime family boss, John “the teflon Don” Gotti.

Junior's credentials for such a career shift are impeccable.

Here is an ex-Mafia crime boss who has been through four racketeering trials and, because of mistrials, won't be asked to face a fifth. For some reason –perhaps death threats to some of the jurors – a jury of 12 could never agree that Junior was guilty of planning the murders of punks who got in his way.

Part of the trials included the plot to kidnap and attempt to kill Curtis Sliwa, founder of the Guardian Angels, for his denouncement of John Gotti as “Public Enemy #1.”

A son cannot hear such things said about his father without wanting to rip the throat out of the one spewing such truths.

During Junior's heyday, there was also talk of 8 murders, drug trafficking, bribery, extortion, and fraud. So writing books about what you know makes perfect sense.

Maybe when Junior gets a few cold-blooded best-sellers under his belt, he might try his hand at writing children's books. And who knows, they could become classics.

Little Billy Kills His First Cat
Sofia Finds A Body In The Cellar
The Stool Pigeon and The Rat
Tony Loses His Kneecaps
Guido Swims With The Fishes

So now that you know what it takes to have a successful career in writing, get out there and kill somebody.



Bernie Most said...

I think Mr. Thistle should avoid eating at Italian restaurants in the near future!

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